THE CANDIDATE
THE CANDIDATE
Player 1 : The Candidate for the House of People’s
Representatives (Caleg DPR)
Player 2 : A Farmer (Petani)
Player 3 : A Fisherman (Nelayan)
Player 4 : A Laborer (Buruh / Karyawan)
A farmer and fisherman
are talking about their condition. They complain to each other. They feel that
it is very difficult to get money for their living.
Farmer :
It seems to me that this life is very hard, very difficult. My rice needs
fertilizer but I don’t have any money to buy it. Uh, I’m very
confused…
Fisherman : Yeah, so am I. You know, I cannot go to
the sea. I cannot sail to look for
fishes. No money to buy fuel, no money to repair my boat and fishing equipments.
Farmer : So, what are we going to do?
Fisherman : I don’t know…
(The Laborer is coming)
Laborer : Hi, anybody wants to join with me?
Farmer : Where?
Laborer : There is a campaign for the legislator election
today. Who knows, we can
get money from the candidate (smiling).
Farmer : How about you, are you interested?
Fisherman : Emm, okay. You’re right. Who
knows we can get money…
Laborer : All right. Let’s go…!
(They are going to the campaign place)
In the campaign, the candidate is speaking in
front of people. He is trying to influence the people to choose him as the member of the House
of People’s Representatives. He promises to make this country better than before.
Candidate : In
the name of God, I ask you all… Choose me to be the legislator of the House of People’s Representatives. Choose me if you want to make this
country better than before. Let me tell you, if I become the legislator… I
will dedicate my life for this country. There are no more
corruption, collusion, and nepotism!! So, don’t
forget… choose me by giving
checklist mark, or ‘contreng’ on the candidate no 1, party no 50: ‘Partai Sembako’…!!!
Farmer : Really? You know, I often hear what you’ve said.
Many candidates say it. Many candidates give promise like you. But, what they’ve said is…
nonsense! Bullshit!!
Fisherman : Yes. After you have become the member of the House
of People’s
Representatives… you will forget us. You will only think about
yourself!
Candidate : Oh, no… I’m different with them. I will not only
give you promise, but I will also give you evidence. Yeah, I will prove it. I will make my promise
come true.
Laborer : Wait! As a laborer, I also want to improve my life.
But, what for do we choose you, if you cannot make our
life better than before?
Teacher :
Yes, right. How do we know that you will able to develop and make this country better? As a non-government teacher, I would like to ask you, What
is your planning to improve our life?
Candidate : Ok, all right. Let me explain my programs. First, I
will emphasize on the improvement of our economy. To the farmers and
fishermen, I will give funds and easy-credits… so they can
buy fertilizers and sailing equipments easily. To the laborers and government civil servants (PNS), I will increase
their salary… so they can improve their life. My second program is
fighting against corruption, collusion and nepotism! So
there are no more corruption, collusion, and nepotism…!
(The farmer, fisherman, laborer and Teacher then keep nodding. It seems that they agree
with the candidate)
Laborer : I’m sorry. Excuse me. But, how do we know that you
will keep your promise? How do we know that you will make it come true?
Candidate : I see. Don’t worry about it. I said that I would
make your life better. And now…I’m going to prove it. Listen! Yeah, now, now… I
give you money!! Here you are…
(The candidate gives some money to the farmer,
fisherman, laborer and NGT)
Candidate : Okay? Do you believe me now? So, don’t forget to
choose me… give checklist mark, give ‘contreng’ at
the candidate no 1, party no 50: ‘Partai Sembako’…!
(The farmer, fisherman,
laborer and Teacher then say and yell together: “Yes, yesss…”!!)
(The campaign is
finished. The famer, fisherman, laborer and Teacher are going away. The
candidate is sitting alone, smiling to himself)
Candidate : (saying/mumbling to himself) Yeah, they’re actually right. After I have become a legislator, I will forget all my promises. I only think of myself.
I only think how to get power and… to get my money back! That’s my
purpose. That’s politics!
Huahaha…!!
One year later. The farmer and the fisherman feel that there is
no change to their life. It is still very difficult to improve their condition.
Farmer : I hate being a farmer like this!
Fisherman : (laughing) Yeah,
I often think like that. I am also bored to be a fisherman. There is no change to our condition. We still lack of money.
Farmer : Wait. Do you remember our legislator?
Fisherman : You mean… the candidate on the election last year?
Farmer : Yes. Let’s go to find him. He promised that he
would help us
Fisherman : Wait a minute. How if he breaks his promise? How if
he doesn’t want to help us?
Farmer : Don’t say like that. Let’s try!
Fisherman : But, what will we do if we fail, and he doesn’t
want to keep his promise?
Farmer : Mm… I don’t know. We think it later.
Fisherman : (nodding) All
right. I’m with you
Farmer : Now, let’s find him!
The farmer and
fisherman are debating with the legislator (candidate).
Legislator : I understand your condition. I know that you chose
me on the election last year. But, it doesn’t mean that I
should give you money directly…
Farmer : Why not? You said it in your campaign.
Legislator : If you want to improve your life, you must work…
You must work hard!
Fisherman : Listen, we don’t need advice anymore. What we need
is your help, your real action to give us fund…
Farmer : Yes, I need fertilizers.
Fisherman : I need fuel and fishing equipments.
Legislator : Oh, no. That’s enough. Listen to me, you must try
by your selves. If you want to get fertilizers, fuel and fishing equipments… you must pay with
your own money. Once again, try to improve by yourselves!
Farmer : It means that… you break your promise!
Legislator : Come on… I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
It’s over. Sorry, I have a meeting today. See you later…
Fisherman : Wait, wait! You… lier! I hate you!!
(The legislator keeps
going away)
(The laborer and
Teacher are coming)
Teacher :
What’s going on?
Farmer : Our legislator has broken his promise. He doesn’t
keep his words.
Fisherman : His promise is nonsense! Bullshit!!
Laborer : So, what are we going to do?
Farmer : Mm, I don’t know.
Fisherman : You know, I hate him! Lier! I want to kick him…
Teacher :
No, no… It’s not a good way. Let me tell you… You had better report the legislator to the police. I will help you to make the report.
Laborer : That’s a good idea. But, we need a reason that he
has broken his the law.
Teacher : I can handle it. Do you remember what he did in the
campaign last year? He gave us money. You know, it’s a
kind of ‘money politics. That’s the point.
Farmer : I see…
Fisherman : Okay. I really hate him. He is a lier. I want to
throw him into the jail
One hour later, the teacher report the legislator to the police and
then the next day the legislator arrested and send to jail for 10 year.
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